Me: Guess what I found out today?
Me: This year you can wear shorts to school, and they don't have to be uniform shorts!
Megan: Does that mean we can wear tank tops?
Me: I said SHORTS.
Megan: I know. So can we wear TANK TOPS?
Megan: Why not? Don't they know that girls don't have arm pit hair?!
Me: I'm sure they do, but what does that have to do with shorts?
Megan: I'm talking about TANK TOPS, Mom.