Shorts = Tank Tops, Right?

The girl's school has a dress code. As long as they've attended this school, the only shorts allowed have been uniform shorts. They would rather wear jeans in 100+ degree weather than wear uniform shorts. Last week that all changed.

Me: Guess what I found out today?

Megan: What?

Me: This year you can wear shorts to school, and they don't have to be uniform shorts!

Megan: Does that mean we can wear tank tops?

Me: I said SHORTS.

Megan: I know. So can we wear TANK TOPS?

Me: No.

Megan: Why not? Don't they know that girls don't have arm pit hair?!

Me: I'm sure they do, but what does that have to do with shorts?

Megan: I'm talking about TANK TOPS, Mom.

Me: Right.