Megan: Mom, my tooth is loose!
Megan: I know! Mom?
Megan: Where do you keep all our teeth?
Me: What makes you think I have your teeth?
Megan: Well, you said you were the Easter Bunny, so you're probably the Tooth Fairy too.
Me: Uh ... if I am the Tooth Fairy, and do have your teeth somewhere, why do you want to know?
Megan: I miss them. I want to see if I can put them back in the holes.
Me: It doesn't work that way. Besides, you can't have them back because you already got paid for them. That's part of the deal.
Megan: Well then, I hope I get 3 dollars for this tooth.
Me: Not gonna' happen. I mean ... we'll see.
Oh, who am I kidding? Just yesterday the girls were giving me candy orders for their Christmas stockings. Might as well face it ... the jig is up. WAY up.