Megan: Mom, tomorrow is the eye test thing at school.
Me: Yes, it is.
Megan: They have to make the letters bigger if you don't know 'em.
Me: Yes, they do.
Megan: And if I don't know the letters, I'll have to get glasses (smile).
Me: Yes, but don't not know them on purpose just so you can get glasses. You have to be honest about what you can see.
Megan: Staring, still smiling, but not replying.
Me: Megan, do not pretend that you can't read the letters if you actually can read the letters. Got it?
Megan: I'm hungry.
Great. Someone please tell me that those vision tester people can tell when a kid is pretending to have bad vision.