Monday, January 14, 2013

Meg: Bathroom Monitor

Last week, out of the blue ...

Megan:  Today in the middle stall, there was toilet paper on the floor crumpled up with something that looked like poop on it.

Me:  Gross.

Megan: And then you know that box that has tampons and stuff in it?

Me:  Yeah ...

Megan:  THAT had a pair of UNDERWEAR sticking out of it!

Me:  Wow, really?

Megan: Yeah, but it wasn't MY underwear.

Me:  I never thought it was.

Megan:  And I can prove it.

Me:  I believe you.

She then stands up and pulls down just enough of her waistband to expose her underwear.

Me:  Okay great. 

And then she started doing a happy dance while singing, "I proved it. Oh yeah, I proved it."

Having been on jury duty for the past few days, I couldn't help but think how much more enjoyable this civic duty might be if attorneys presented their facts with such enthusiasm. Meg could even teach a class at law school for the "I proved it" dance.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! That was pretty funny. I do not envy your jury duty, but your FB posts have been hysterical.