Last week, out of the blue ...
Megan: Today in the middle stall, there was toilet paper on the floor crumpled up with something that looked like poop on it.
Megan: And then you know that box that has tampons and stuff in it?
Me: Yeah ...
Megan: THAT had a pair of UNDERWEAR sticking out of it!
Me: Wow, really?
Megan: Yeah, but it wasn't MY underwear.
Me: I never thought it was.
Megan: And I can prove it.
Me: I believe you.
She then stands up and pulls down just enough of her waistband to expose her underwear.
Me: Okay great.
And then she started doing a happy dance while singing, "I proved it. Oh yeah, I proved it."
Having been on jury duty for the past few days, I couldn't help but think how much more enjoyable this civic duty might be if attorneys presented their facts with such enthusiasm. Meg could even teach a class at law school for the "I proved it" dance.