Meg: Look. Someone wrote on my dollar bill.
I looked and saw that, sure enough, some idiot had written a "B" in front of the "one" and an "R" at the end of it, so it read: BONER.
Meg: Why did someone write that?
Me: Good question.
Meg: What does it mean?
Me: Uh ...
Amanda: Maybe they meant to write "BRB".
Me: Oh, as in "Be Right Back"? Yes!! I'm sure that's what they meant.