Frozen Flatulence

Amanda LOVES pistachios, so while I was at the store today, I bought pistachio almond ice cream.  Go Me!!

Amanda:  The pistachio ice cream was AMAZING!!

Me:  Oh good.

Amanda:  Yeah, I gave Megan a taste and then I farted in the freezer.

Me:  Did I hear you right?

Amanda:  What?

Me:  You farted ... in the freezer.

Amanda:  Well I was right there ... so ... yeah.

If I hadn't been there for the 20 hours of labor, I'd swear she was adopted.