Amanda LOVES pistachios, so while I was at the store today, I bought pistachio almond ice cream. Go Me!!
Amanda: The pistachio ice cream was AMAZING!!
Me: Oh good.
Amanda: Yeah, I gave Megan a taste and then I farted in the freezer.
Me: Did I hear you right?
Me: You farted ... in the freezer.
Amanda: Well I was right there ... so ... yeah.
If I hadn't been there for the 20 hours of labor, I'd swear she was adopted.