Me: A what?
Megan: A Nern.
Me: What's a Nern?
Amanda: It's a Nerd with a Nun's religion.
Megan: Are you gonna' put this on your blooooooggg?
Me: Only if you let me take a picture of you in your Nern outfit.
Later she brought in a napkin she had written on so I could see the correct way to spell Nern (I guess so I would spell it correctly on my bloooooggg? Though I don't know how to add the nerd glasses to the R like she did.)
At bedtime Megan informed me that her camel (Amanda) carries her everywhere, because as a Nernnnn, her feet can never touch the ground.
Megan: Oh, and Mom?
Megan: My camel only speaks "cow".
Me: Amanda, did you know that you only speak "cow"?
Amanda laughing: No.
Megan: Well, you can actually talk normal, but you can only hear "cow".
Makes sense to me.