Beards?

Megan: Dad, if you didn't shave, could you grow a mustache and a beard?

Henry: Yes, and I've done that before.

Amanda: Mom, were you married to him when he had a beard?

Me: No, but I wanted to be.

Perhaps I should clarify ... Henry's beard is not what attracted me to him. At all. I was interested long before the beard, during the beard, and then sometime after the beard, we got together.

Speaking of beards ... is this not disturbing?