Meg's Take on "ASS"

Meg: You know the word A-S-S?

Mom: Yeah?

Meg: Well it's not really A-S-S ...

Mom: No?

Meg: No. It's a bad word, well not really. It's a donkey, but it CAN be a bad word, so it should be A-Double Snakes.

Mom: A-Double Snakes?

Meg: You know, for Satan? Because he's bad ... Double Snakes.

Mom: Ah yes. Got it.