The other day Megan had dinner at a friend's house.
Me: So what did you have for dinner?
Me: Ooh, your favorite!
Megan: Yeah, but there was a lot of fat on them, so I cut it off, because I don't wanna' get fat. That way if someone says I did something that I didn't do, I'll be able to squeeze through the bars in jail and escape!
Me: Good thinking.