Meg's Motivation

The other day Megan had dinner at a friend's house.


Me:  So what did you have for dinner?


Megan:  Ribs!!


Me:  Ooh, your favorite!


Megan:  Yeah, but there was a lot of fat on them, so I cut it off, because I don't wanna' get fat. That way if someone says I did something that I didn't do, I'll be able to squeeze through the bars in jail and escape!

Me:  Good thinking.