Megan is constantly bugging me about the necklines of my blouses. It's not that I wear revealing clothing, but if any hint of cleavage tries to make an appearance, Meg is ALL OVER IT.
Just the other day ...
Megan: Cover that up. It ain't pretty.
Me: Well thanks a lot.
Megan trying to make me feel better: On ANYONE, Mom. It ain't pretty on anyone.
Me: Got it.
So if you see me wearing turtlenecks this summer, you'll know why.