Tonight our family got to enjoy some yummy frozen yogurt while helping raise money for a friend's mission trip at the same time. Clearly a WIN-WIN.
As we were enjoying our dessert ...
Amanda: Mom, you've got black stuff in your teeth.
Me: Oh my gosh, is it gone now?
Me: Okay, because that's like my BIGGEST FEAR.
Amanda: It's not ME DYING?
LONG AWKWARD SILENCE.
Me: Yeah, I don't know how to answer that.
Pretty sure this conversation will be replayed on the couch of her future therapist.