As we were enjoying our dessert ...
Amanda: Mom, you've got black stuff in your teeth.
Me: Oh my gosh, is it gone now?
Amanda: Yeah.
Me: Okay, because that's like my BIGGEST FEAR.
Amanda: It's not ME DYING?
LONG AWKWARD SILENCE.
Me: Yeah, I don't know how to answer that.

Pretty sure this conversation will be replayed on the couch of her future therapist.
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