Last night the girls and I went to Panda Express for dinner. Yes, that's right ... two nights in a row. Amanda caught me at a weak moment and asked if we could go, and since Megan missed out the previous night, well, we went AGAIN.
While we were eating our dinner, a man walked by, and on his way out ...
Man: You have pretty girls.
Me: Thank you.
Megan: What did he say?
Me: He said I have pretty girls.
Megan looks at Amanda: Wait, you're not pretty.
I wish you could have been there to see the look on Megan's face when she said that. So perfectly dead-pan. I was so impressed with her delivery, but of course couldn't compliment her because, yeah, that was really naughty.