Sometimes I am beyond flabbergasted at what I see my daughters doing.
Last night was no exception.
I walked into Megan's bedroom to make sure she was getting her pajamas on, and stopped dead in my tracks when I saw my topless 8 year old licking her armpit. Yes, you read that right.
Me: WHAT are you DOING?!
Megan: Licking my armpit.
Me: Why would you do such a thing?
Megan: I wanted to see if I could do it.
Me: Alright, but what would make you wonder if you could do that in the first place?
Megan: I saw it on a show.
Megan: Yeah, they dared a dad that he couldn't do it, and when he did, he said, 'Is this some kind of biology experiment?' And they said, 'No, it was just to make you look silly.'
Me: Okay, well stop licking your armpit and get your pajamas on.
Now THERE'S something I never thought I'd hear myself say!