After the diorama was completed, there were still a lot of the spongey things left to play with, so Amanda went to town. She called me over a while later ...
Amanda: Mom, check out my U.L.B.P. Village.
Me: Your what Village?
Amanda: U.L.B.P. Village.
Me: What in the world is a U.L.B.P. Village?
Amanda: It's a village for people that have Unusually Large Body Parts.
Me: Well of course it is.

That's where I live.
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